Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 15, 2023

Bring your own bottled water

Yes, that would be pretty unpopular, I think.

Wimps.

Where’s the gazpacho tent?

Carolina reaper-infused ghost peppers

Any hot pepper festival will have the same impact!!!

What, no mud?

When I get coffee At Dunkins’ I have them drop an ice cube in it so I can drink it when I buy it, not a half hour later when it’s cool enough.

This is like the Fried Festival.

I call them the Burning Money festivals.

I’m not sure why the Burning Man Festival is called that. I’ve never seen a man burning up and this years festival was rained out so no fire to put out.

HOT DAM!

I took a wrong turn and ended up at the “Burning Spam” festival!

I don’t see the Pepperbutt hot sauce booth.

Don’t forget the hot out the oven cheese pizza!

Hot-cha-cha!

Brings back memories of this oldie:

http://www.348-409.Com/forum/threads/chili-contest-an-oldie-but-a-goodie.53594/

I think.. a lot of fast food outlets would benefit from offering a ready to drink/eat version of their products. Nice to have a drink that stays warm for 150 miles of travel, but in the shop, I’d like to be able to drink it now.

Wusses. Try the hot Korean chili ramen. Then you can complain.

That’s enough to gag a maggot!

Wait til they get to the Hottest Chile stand!

What?No Hot Dogs?….No Hot Tamales?

Cold today…hot tamale…