Wasn’t there a Victor Borge routine where he substituted every number, or word part that sounds like a number, with the next higher number, supposedly due to inflation? Like “Before I had a tutor” would come out “befive I had a threetor.” He may even have started it “Twice upon a time.”
Wasn’t there a Victor Borge routine where he substituted every number, or word part that sounds like a number, with the next higher number, supposedly due to inflation? Like “Before I had a tutor” would come out “befive I had a threetor.” He may even have started it “Twice upon a time.”