Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 17, 2025

I remember at one of my first jobs, they asked for an emergency contact. They said, “Who should we call if you collapse?” I said, “An ambulance!”

knick-knack (St) Patty-whack

buy the dog a phone

If this Lady would be familiar with this strip , she would know that dogs alrwady have phones. Lots of phones. ;-p

Just pee on a tree and he’ll get back to you.

Maybe, but he would fail as a backup everything every time he saw a squirrel ! ;-)

K-911.

No problem! Just leave a message at the nearest fire hydrant.

Check his stomach.

Get him the new Bone Phone.

This is Speed Bump, where the dogs often have phones.

How does she know the dog doesn’t have a phone? It’s just possible in a comic strip.

Can the dog at least get a chew toy phone?

Name him 911.

Call 1-800-chip.

My emergency contacts are obtained from my eye doctor.

Who says the dog doesn’t have its own phone?