Strange Brew by John Deering for September 01, 2018

Would that he’d been a Norwegian blue parrot.

Obviously he will comment on Fox News in his dotage.

And he was the best parrot anchor Fox ever had.

So this book is a journey through your downhill life into the final abyss of meaninglessness.

Parrots only repeat what they hear.

(Well, African greys may be an exception.)