Strange Brew by John Deering for December 18, 2019

Drunnn-drunn-drun-nuh-nuh-"Hi Ho Silver! Away!!!!!!!

You don’t need it. The orchestra behind the boulders will play it.

Does he use facial recognition to unlock the phone?

A true high brow music lover can hear the William Tell Overture and NOT think of the Lone Ranger.

Or anyone younger than about 50.

well William tell ya how to do that

If you can’t download that one try “The Charge of the Light Brigade.”

Beef, it’s what’s for dinner.. by Aaron Copland.

First you have to check to see if a LTE signal is in ranger.

Will you take silver bullets for payment?

That phone is garbage. Might as well take it ♫♪ To da dump, to da dump, to da dump-dump-dump ♫♪ !

You can’t do it on that old phone. To get a new iPhone, see our loan arranger.

Now this one is funny!

Geekette employee: “Why Do all the wierdos show up on my shift?”