Strange Brew by John Deering for November 15, 2020

Yeah. How much gravy can he store in that beard?

Why does he smell like a cranberry bog?

Why does the rifle flare at the end of the barrel?

Is that musket a danger to society?

C’mon you turkeys, give it a shot!

The uniform pictured was generally worn in the major cities, It would have been like wearing a three-piece suit while working on a farm. Men’s clothing at the time looked like this.

https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/04/6a/06/c7/plimoth-plantation.jpg

Where does he hide his hatchet comes to mind these days.

I still want to know why he has a buckle on his hat.

Why did the pilgrim’s pants fall down?

Because he wore his belt buckle on his hat.

I’m not getting this one. Why is every turkey asking about the buckle on his hat (and furthermore, why not ask about the one on his belt, too).

Yes – why do his sleeves and collars look like something a woman would wear?

I’m more concerned that there’s no belt to go with the buckle.