Strange Brew by John Deering for November 20, 2020

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 4 years ago

    “Whaddya want outta me? You wanna buy a small country, ask Bezos—I’ve only got 123 billion!”

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    Mighty Phavahg  almost 4 years ago

    Bill, try “May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose. May an elephant caress you with his toes.”

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    Nyckname  almost 4 years ago

    There was screen lock in the ’90s that had a nerdy little guy walking around the monitor, messing up the pixels with a squeegee and bucket. Its name, “Bill Gates Does Windows”.

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    tiomax  almost 4 years ago

    “Oh yeah?” always works for me, I don’t see why it wouldn’t work for him!

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    xSigoff Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    At one time I actually had and tried to use Windows 1.0. …didn’t work unto 3.0 came out and then…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Aye Phones are made for pirates.

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    hooglah  almost 4 years ago

    Try “I’m a liberal democrat and want all the little people to do my bidding”.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    What’s your problem, Mac?

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    To all who have fought the computer age, it’s over we’ve lost. The enemy is at the gates. In fact the enemy is named Gates.

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