Strange Brew by John Deering for April 23, 2021

Just how long is he planning on living ?

" Well, since you ask, I may not be your dream come true, but I am your preyer."

Praying Mantis? Would it be more descriptive as Preying Womantis?

Those were his last words!!

Headed for trouble, one way or another!

My advice. Be headed.

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you’re one very lucky Mantis

Buy her a beer, she can take the head off that.

Let’s not get a head of ourselves.

Since she has to devour the male to get protein to nourish her eggs, all he has to do is buy her a big steak dinner.

It’s a Catch 22 here. Does he really want to “get lucky” tonight?

The problem was finding a male bartender who would agree to work those nights…

Make sure her eyes are closed, then pull out early.

You could be just moments away from a very bad experience. Use your head or lose it.

One pick-up line you’re likely to hear here, “Do you do head?”.

Funny to read this immediately before today’s “Half Full.”

’scuse me, but I need to hit the head.