Strange Brew by John Deering for May 02, 2021

About being abandoned by little Jackie Paper?

St. George?

So poor sleep? No wonder you’ve been dragon yourself around.

Who the shrek cares?

Good pun

There are many great serpents in the world. California Current, Jet Stream, Gulf Stream…

Ever since that knight in shining armor nipped my toe…

You should spend your knights in white satin.

And they’re delicious.

I warned you about devouring fair maidens just before bedtime.

The one where Sir Rodney is coming after you, and you wake up in stitches?

Those puny little walking tin-cans holding toothpicks? Why?

One a king always a king, but once a knight is enough.

Armor gives me reflux and hiccups.

Stay away from the knight’s mares and only eat the knight’s stallions. Mmmm fresh roasted knight with stallions and herbs.

Something you ate?

“Those knightmares are keeping me from sleeping, and I’m just dragon.”

I didn t get it.