The reason they have happy hour is because no matter how down and desperate you get, you can drop in and get cheered up that there is at least one other schmuck who is even sadder than you. The guy over in the corner, diluting his whiskey with tears, for example.
Of course, you should then be racked with the guilt of knowing that you are taking solace from another’s woes. That guilt is what keeps you ordering more.
rmremail about 1 year ago
Wrong movie, bud. The joker is supposed to be next door, in the Batman movie.
StephenRice about 1 year ago
“Of all the faces, in all the towns, in all the world, my fist rams into his.”
Erse IS better about 1 year ago
I cannot stand hanging out in bars: The mood is never EVER jollier than the desperation emanating from the drunk in the corner.
pearlsbs about 1 year ago
I thought it was Richard Nixon at first.
Ubintold about 1 year ago
If you’re happy and you know it, clap your trap.
P51Strega about 1 year ago
“Play Morocco’r Elsa show tune.”
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 year ago
Play it again, Sam. I know I know, that’s not the quote, but let’s wing it for posterity.
Troglodyte about 1 year ago
All that’s missing is an emoji.
Jml58 about 1 year ago
There is no happy hour in casablanca.
dflak about 1 year ago
Sam, call the bouncer.
ladykat about 1 year ago
Not any more.
Al Fresco, the Librarian about 1 year ago
In all the gin joint in all the world, Walter Mitty has to walk into mine.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
https://www.history.Com/this-day-in-history/ford-pardons-nixon
ekke about 1 year ago
The reason they have happy hour is because no matter how down and desperate you get, you can drop in and get cheered up that there is at least one other schmuck who is even sadder than you. The guy over in the corner, diluting his whiskey with tears, for example.
Of course, you should then be racked with the guilt of knowing that you are taking solace from another’s woes. That guilt is what keeps you ordering more.
See? Marketing is a legitimate profession!
Rich Douglas about 1 year ago
Of all the gin joints….