Santa doesn’t operate that way. And he is living in Antarctica now since he noticed AGW in 1889. He is using CHULA-VARUNA’s million eyes for the perfect surveillance system which were already set up to find the naughty amongst us. Though his white light elves warned him against it. (He has no idea what the arcane entity would do should it get free of the repressive ocean prison.) Been a bit tight with the Ultima Thule Nazis moved in starting in 1936 and the USA tried to remove them in 1946-1947 and failed. (Fortunately the camouflage field hides Xmas Town, but doesn’t protect them.)Things get really pained when the Ultima Thule Nazis comes out on April 1, 2029 and declare Antarctica their land and rename it. [Yes, that timing will add to what they will start against the world. Especially the American Empire won’t be pleased.]
Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Kung Pao Kosher Comedy” in San Francisco:
https://www.koshercomedy.com/
dadoctah over 5 years ago
It just doesn’t seem like Christmas without a big steaming bowl of phở.
Gent over 5 years ago
Is it December already? Dang, I must’ve overslept again.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Pass the BOK CHOY and egg roll please!
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Good ole Irv. Or Oiving, as we used to call him.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
Just call in Santa’s stunt double, Tim Allen.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Santa doesn’t operate that way. And he is living in Antarctica now since he noticed AGW in 1889. He is using CHULA-VARUNA’s million eyes for the perfect surveillance system which were already set up to find the naughty amongst us. Though his white light elves warned him against it. (He has no idea what the arcane entity would do should it get free of the repressive ocean prison.) Been a bit tight with the Ultima Thule Nazis moved in starting in 1936 and the USA tried to remove them in 1946-1947 and failed. (Fortunately the camouflage field hides Xmas Town, but doesn’t protect them.)Things get really pained when the Ultima Thule Nazis comes out on April 1, 2029 and declare Antarctica their land and rename it. [Yes, that timing will add to what they will start against the world. Especially the American Empire won’t be pleased.]
bigplayray over 4 years ago
I love this strip. It’s so random!