Sylvia by Nicole Hollander for September 12, 2009

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    lewisbower  about 15 years ago

    I want an alarm clock that turns on a fan over a bowl of ice water. Until then, I’ll rely on the garbageman

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    Ray_C  about 15 years ago

    But Lew, he only comes twice a week! Oh…okay. I get it.

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    stuart  about 15 years ago

    Clyde is real:

    https://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/9171/

    my favorite, though, is one that you have to chase around to turn it off:

    https://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/91f2/

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    TheWildSow  about 15 years ago

    It’s pretty soft – it won’t put anyone’s eye out.

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