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As Founder and President (and so far sole Member) of the Society for the Prevention of Slander and Libel of Fruitcakes (formerly the Fruitcake Anti-Defamation League), I object!!!
I LOVE that “noxious cake”! I LOVE eating the “inedible candied fruit”! There must be foods you like that I don’t, but I don’t go around making fun of your food preferences!
(Lifetime memberships in the SPSLF available for $50 or one pound of fruitcake. Maybe I’ll even print you up a membership card.)
As Founder and President (and so far sole Member) of the Society for the Prevention of Slander and Libel of Fruitcakes (formerly the Fruitcake Anti-Defamation League), I object!!!
I LOVE that “noxious cake”! I LOVE eating the “inedible candied fruit”! There must be foods you like that I don’t, but I don’t go around making fun of your food preferences!
(Lifetime memberships in the SPSLF available for $50 or one pound of fruitcake. Maybe I’ll even print you up a membership card.)