Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 26, 2019

  1. Radedsmiley
    meg_grif  almost 5 years ago

    Silver bars, silver bars, it’s Christmas time in the lagoon…

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  2. Gentbear3b1a
    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    And so, the jungle justice ape man carved himself a million from the silver bars. He started a new business of selling organic jungle bananas which was a great hit. He didn’t have to spend a lot of this stolen silver for he had cheap labour thanks to his jungle apes who did all the work. Not to mention the jungle natives who were also now his labourers on his payroll. He moved out of the jungle and into a lavish aristocratic mansion in the town. The townsfolk knew this filthy rich wealthy tycoon as Lord Greystroke. And yeah, nobody ever heard of the white demon or the Kraka monster ever again. Rumours have it that Lord Greystroke once served giant calamari during a great feast.

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  3. Trespassers will..
    Trespassers W  almost 5 years ago

    Well, that was easy. Don’t know why the natives were making such a big fuss over it. Go down, pick up a bar, come back up. Simples.

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    Ray*C  almost 5 years ago

    I keep seeing commercials about how great it is to buy silver now because it’s gonna go WAY up. Makes me wonder why they don’t keep it for themselves.

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  5. The wanderer
    anomaly  almost 5 years ago

    That horrible pain you now have is the bends.

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