Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 09, 2020

wanna meet girls? live in remote jungle!

Honestly Jane, I was just minding my own business; swinging through the trees, and talking to the monkeys. And poof! This gorgeous blond crashes her plane. I didn’t have any choice except to rescue her and go on yet another months long trek through the jungle to get her to safety.

Oh, yes it can, Lisa!

Pretty blonde crashes in jungle near where Tarzan hangs out. Shall we guess who saves/rescues her?

P.S. I’m Not Lisa (just though I’d sneak in an old favorite tune from the mid-’70s)….

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A bit of t-cut, it will be fine…

What? Tarzan looked like that before? Really?

Those were his Fred Flinstone years. He was juggling two jobs on two different networks.

Tarzan through the years… still no nipples… ;-)

There’s a certain familiarity to this story opening.

To Tell the Truth: My name is Tarzan, My name is Tarzan, My name is Tarzan, My name is Tarzan.

What has Lisa been up to in the World?

She’s crashing because she’s out of gas. What’s with the trail of smoke?

Heeeeere we go again!! There’s an ape in the foreground, and Tarzan is near by. T’s chance to impress the lady, and another ape/gorilla/simian/whatever bites the …hmmm, not “the dust”. Bites the bushes?

Another blonde damsel on the run and in distress with a soon-to-be sex-starved hairy ape on her trail! This should be interesting……… Horney Ape Lives Matter!

The ape said whoa,baby, I gotta shave my legs, look what just fell outa heaven.

When you’re about to crash, I don’t think you want extra fuel onboard.

Okay, it says Tarzan returned home. Where’s Jane? Shouldn’t he at least wave hello to her before starting a new adventure?