Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 11, 2020

“GRRRRRRR !!! Now you’ve really done it! You messed with my monkey!”

Quarrel, looks like you’ve just opened up a big can of “Whop Ape”!

Now that’s the Tarzan we all know and love….

Ah, the old sneak under the water using a hollow reed trick. Er, I mean, the ancient sneak under the water using a hollow reed trick. Sorry about that, Chief of apes.

I kinda like this Mean Sonnavavitch version of Tarzan. No London niceties. Just flat-out Law of the Jungle vengeance. —A real “anti-hero” type, taking the war to the enemy….

So are we going back to civilization now so Tarzan can hunt Quarrel? Sounds like it.

So he’s gonna quarrel with Quarrel? A stern talking-to will certain do the trick, Lord G.

Chick: “The writers want me to ask you how you moved under water. Personally, I think it’s a dumb first question after just being saved. But you know, the fans want explanations, and this will take up one frame.”

Someone please tell me, is there a web site to purchase a Tarzan speedo?

cue the ominous music

They gonna swim across the Mediterranean using the hollow reed trick too?

Tough talk Zan. Now go and find some decent pants.

Corbo gonna be gator bait.