Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 03, 2020

With a result like that, maybe Tarzan should join the club…

Tarzan is upset, “I had this man” and doesn’t get to notch his belt.

Tally so far: Club 1 – Knife 0.

You think Tarzan was mad before. Now you took away his fun of stabbing a lion to death

I wanna see if our new friend does a victory cry to rival Tarzan’s….

And Tarzan thinks, “Geez, all these years I have been doing it the hard way!”

Club kills lion; just dazes Tarzan.

So Tarzan was wrestling the lion, even riding on it annnnd not a scratch!!! Just like the last lion. When they see Tarzan, lions forget how to fight.

“Drat”, said the hairy primitive man, “missed him by that much.”

That was quite a club. Don’t try this at home.

That hairy Ooga Booga man sure knows how to throw his club shattering that poor lion’s skull. What’s next, and I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours situation between Tarzan and his new-found BFF? Bring on the scantily-clad Queen to heat things up, I hope she’s not hairy like her subjects!

The battle raged on and on…because Tarzan forgot he needed to stab the lion. Look at him. Not a single wound.

That’s okay, Tarz — you softened him up.

I simply MUST have one of those clubs!

KA-CLANNGG!!!!