Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 09, 2022

Not “shooting” the breeze.

Sinewy thews!

What do you think he’s doing, lady? He’ll stand right in front of these Sagoths and their cannons, lift a finger to his lips and go: “Ssssst!”

Going for some breakfast? Wave for help from the blimp? Ask why the hell didn’t they think to protect their most important city with cannons? Or, knowing Tarzan, go on a commando raid? Confused? All this and more will be answered in the next episode of Soap……..

hmm… a treason is near, then the end !

Woman? You address your empress like that still has your head on your shoulders? Who’s really in charge here?

Tarzan is just leaning out of the window admiring the view and getting some fresh air while he stalls for time to come up with a plan.

Women! I hear John Lennon in my head. Where is the cross bow sniper covering that window?

“Keep my husband’s name out of your effin’ mouth” would be the new standard retort.

What’s it look like I’m doing? Jumping out the %@#& window.

“Posing dramatically.”

Crossbower sniper will miss. And this scene will be some serious Tarzan action. Looking forward to it.

“Putting mufflers on the cannon.”