Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 13, 2023

Computer “chi{m}p”

“See?”, she said. “Now even his ape is assaulting me!”

“Grooooan”, uttered the ape

Using the old accuses him of being lecherous creep trick eh. Ha. Everyone knows Tarzan the perfect man ever. You is obviously liar!

It’s the monkey’s business…

“The gendarmes are waiting outside for her.”

Is this monkey business finally over or is there one more week?

Only Tarzan knew that that was NOT what the monkey said. Until several minutes later, when the carpet was irreparably damaged.

Groooaach!

Welcome to the French version of “Days of Our Lives”, another pukeable instalment of this ridiculous “Tarzan” tale! As another week’s dose of sand through the hourglass drains…….I can’t wait until this sick drama ends.

I can’t find Grooach In the official ERB ape-english glossary. Kreegah!

The ape obviously recognizes her because he calls her ‘Groooaach’. You wouldn’t say that to someone you didn’t know.

Crazed Helene makes ever-wilder assertions, and even the ape recognizes her for a Liar. Let her run. Her conscience is always with her….