Ted Rall for February 23, 2006

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Dick Cheney: It's a quadruple bypass. So what? No offense, but I don't do the Cincinnati Enquirer. Of course you didn't know I had that power. It was classified. George W. Bush: You turned Democrats into toads. Cheney: Executive privilege rocks! All that Roswell stuff? True! And now declassified! Dick Cheney has already dazzled America with his incredible ability to handle a press conference seconds after coming out of major surgery. Now he's having fun with another power: his newly divulged right to declassify goverment secrets. A nation hangs on his every move: what new powers will he unveil next? For now, however, his old powers are more than enough to thrill us.