Ted Rall for February 25, 2006

Transcript:

Man: You know how this flight has been hijacked? Well, 2 other hijacked planes just flew into the World Trade Center - and a 3rd one into the Pentagon! Woman: You know, I thought I felt the plane turn - indeed, the sun's position proves we're now heading from western Pennsylvania toward Washington! Man: No..! Woman: Yes. These terrorists obviously intend to destroy the White House! Second man: Better that we all die than allow harm to befall our beloved President! Man: Let's storm the cockpit! Voice: Yeah - Let's roll! Director: Cut! Who approved the script? The 9/11 Commission says there's no proof of a passenger revolt - and that they never entered the cockpit! Now do it right! Man: That F-16 just fired a missile at us. I understand why, but why will Bush lie about it? Woman: It just comes naturally to him.