Ted Rall for September 16, 2006

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You wouldn't know it to listen to her or to look at her, but Condoleezza Rice has become international diplomacy's most eligible bachlorette. (Man: And Jacques Chirac?) (Condoleezza Rice: Pleade. That was a mercy one-night stand.) She's romanticaly linked to 3 prime ministers including, most recently Peter McKay of Canada, meanwhile gossips say she's stroking more than George W. Bush's ego during their weekends together at Camp David. (Man 2: Please?) (Condoleezza Rice: No. I always play the male role, worm.) Rice's western paramours have come under fire for giving comfort to one of history's biggest mass murderers of Muslims. (Man 3: That evil woman doesn't deserve sex.) Moderate Arab leaders, however, are willing to compromise.) (Man 4: You got me... I did her. But I didn't give her any pleasure!) Next a titillating visit to Alberto Gonzales personal dungeon.