Ted Rall for April 21, 2008

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Are you a politician? Are you having trouble relating to voters - i.e., non-dairy creamer-slurping, gun-loving Jesus freaks? Testimonials from our graduates: I leaned to channel the rage of my whitey-hating God into love - of big guns! Guarnteed 72% elitism free! Barack "gosh darn AmeriKKKa" Obama I can't think about the economy or Iraq. I'm too busy baking cookies! She don't just talk trailer trash - she married it! Ayatollah A-hollah. Kiss the cook. Hillary "you got a purty mouth" Clinton. I'm the master of the American easy-going maniacal affability voters love! That's my boy! Prof. Hick. Our valedictorian! John "gimme the launch codes" McCain.