Ted Rall for July 02, 2009
June 29, 2009
July 04, 2009
Transcript:
Americans can't believe the child molester is dead. (Man 1: He was a miserable musician. But he molested with unusual grace and skill.) Soul searching follows the child molester's death. (Woman: Why didn't the pedophile's handlers and sycophants do something?) (Man 2: Good question!) The authorities are investigating the child molester's death. (Man 3: It must be murder. He still had so many molestations to look forward to.) A child molester is dead-not just any child molester. But the molester, but the molestiest of them all. (Man 4: Such hype! I'm as much as a pedophile as he was!) (Man 5: Hire a publicist, Mr. Jealousy.)
