Ted Rall for June 15, 2011
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First Ashton Kutcher became the first user of Twitter to have more than 1,000,000 followers. (@DemiMoore pls pick up a macrobiotic sustainable local tofu faux chicken on yr way hm.) Next he acquired as a savvy early investor in the technology sector. (I look for companies that would help, say, a dude who couldn't find his car, find it in a friction-free, boundary-breaking way. An app, say.) But it was when he replaced the dentally impaired Charlie Sheen in the TV show "Two and a Half Men" that he turly arrived. (Barack Obama: I'm putting you in charge of the economy) It's kutcher's world. We only live in it. (Sorry, Mr. Ex-prez. your password has been changed.) (Barack Obama: Argh! You're just a clone of Paul Krugman- with better hair!