Ted Rall for March 26, 2014
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Transcript:
An intact bible found in the charred rubble of a NYC building explosion is an inspiration to architects. (Man: Plastic Jesuses survive tornadoes. Now this!) (Woman: Clearly, God stuff is impervious to wind & fire.) If the victims had been inside a bible, they'd still be alive. (Woman: Would you be safe inside a nativity figure?) (Man: Only a plastic one. And not the donkey.) From now on, all buildings must be in the shape of a bible, cross or other symbol of middle-American Christianity. Coming soon: more applications for bible based technology. (Man 2: That linebacker... he's somehow immune from tackling!)
