Ted Rall for March 28, 2014
March 26, 2014
March 31, 2014
Transcript:
Religious beliefs of corporations. Hobby Lobby believes life begins at conception and that the pill causes microabortions but rubbers are ok. (Woman: My boyfriend and I need to know if we can have sex using the diaphragm.) (Man 1: Call HR) Starbucks believes that everyone should have four wives. (Man 2: It's not cheating if it's at Starbucks!) McDonald's believes that eating cow souls allows these noble creatures to transcend to a higher plane. At Goldman Sachs, the doctrine of executive infallibility means CEOs sins are absolved in advance. Your Supreme Court: where corporations are wacky cult peeps.
