National Picnic Day. If it was going to be a little warmer today. I’d eat my lunch outside at work. That’s sort of having a picnic. But I won’t be having my picnic lunch today. I’ll be eating in the break room.
National Talk Like Shakespeare Day. I never could understand Shakespeare, so I won’t even attempt to talk like him.
National Day of Silence. Now just haw are we supposed to be silent if we’re talking like Shakespeare? Or how can we talk like Shakespeare while being silent?
Today is:
National Picnic Day. If it was going to be a little warmer today. I’d eat my lunch outside at work. That’s sort of having a picnic. But I won’t be having my picnic lunch today. I’ll be eating in the break room.
National Talk Like Shakespeare Day. I never could understand Shakespeare, so I won’t even attempt to talk like him.
National Day of Silence. Now just haw are we supposed to be silent if we’re talking like Shakespeare? Or how can we talk like Shakespeare while being silent?
National Take a Chance Day.
National Cherry Cheesecake Day. I’m in!
National Lost Dog Awareness Day