Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 04, 2018

Well Mittens, no matter how many she’s comparing you to, you’re still the fanciest.

What if it’s a lot more than three? You’d find that unsettling, too!

#don’tadmitanythingfiona

Ah, yes; nothing like a dating unit to bring on the insecurity.

You will always be her most favorite, Mittens.

Mittens, you are a self-centered, egotistical cat. Define ‘fancy’ – it simply is a comment on your outward appearance. Fiona can have as many friends as she likes

#stoplaughingFiona

#fancypantsy

…Mittens, overthinking is not recommended here..

How many other cats does Fiona know, who have a monocle and judicial robes? #Whoisthefanciestinthe land?

#fancycatnumberthree