Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 09, 2019

#Illjustpullbackonepieceoftape

Where is she at 9:55 pm and why would Grandma be dropping off a package at that hour?

chew on the corner, look innocent #blamethehound

Just a big peek won’t hurt, Mittens.

Don’t open the box. Just sharpen your claws on it until it tears open, purely by accident, of course.

. . . hopefully, Grandma didn’t bring a box of crickets! If, you order live crickets, be VERY careful! BTW, cats love crickets! lol! :) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6538831/Reporters-hilarious-Twitter-thread-ordered-box-crickets-lizard.html

….and chew the corners…..

Forgiveness is easier to get than permission – or so they say. (I’ve never found that to be the case.)

#openopenopen