Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 28, 2021

Brrrump.

Most of my cats make a meow that sounds like mo (hard O) or rrrrrr-ow!

#mittensinasnit

As long as you dont roar im good with it

Mittens, be tres chic and say “Miaou.”

In Japan it’s “Niaow.” We have Siameseses and a Maine Coon cat, they have many different words besides “Meow.” One “benefit” of lockdown is not coming home from work and having to hear from those cats how their say went, just little bits all day long.

Rowww = #toughmeow

Purrrdon

My 15-pound cat: “Myu.”

My 6-pound cat: “Yaaaaooooouuuuuwwww!” (heard thoughout my entire home).

Cats make the weirdest sounds.

Florence, our Hurricane rescue doesn’t have a “Meow” When she tries, she opens her mouth for a silent “Mee” followed by a “Squee-squee”. She can purr, chortle, and blurrt, but no meow.

When our elder cat demands something, she refers to me as “Merr-OW,” accompanied by a glare last used by Queen Elizabeth the First to the emptier of her close stool, after they’d slopped something nasty over her majesty’s brocade slippers. :D