Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for July 04, 2021

You made your point. By the way your nails need cutting and filed smooth.

#no

My cat Honor chews our toes if we spend too long in the bathroom.

Nah, you’ve nailed it.

Sometimes the dead sheaths need a little extra help coming off to make way for nice sharp shivs.

Mittens cleaning toes. Slurp, nibble, slobber, slurp, nip, nip, pttang.

Toe-taly Mittens!

To ALL my go-comics friends:

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#standupcomic

My cat bites his nails. Seriously. Unfortunately it doesn’t make them less deadly.