Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 13, 2022

And, I thought purring made you light-weight but still tough.

Yeah, folks! This can account for up to 95 PURRcent of the total weight…

#toomanylivertreats

This could be my big Ginger Boy and me talking.

It’s just more Mittens to love.

Cats have the ability to become little furry sacks of molten lead. Which can be lovely when it’s chilly but sweat inducing when it’s hot.

No that would make you a cow

It’s not the tough purr that’s heavy. It’s the tender haunches.

#heavypurringlegsasleep

Chonky

Cats control local gravity.