Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 13, 2023

You’re pushing your luck.

“Because I want it” sounds like reason enough.

Oh, Mittens! You always have to go into negotiations with a plan B, C, and D.

Just one reason is enough to get his point across.

1a – I could throw wild parties2 – The Tabby Brothers would envy me even more.

You won’t be getting that, Mittens. You’d make too much of a mess.

Could you imagine an actual cat comdo with a gravy moat?

Mittens, too much gravy will get you fat. Mom is simply looking out for your health

XMAS GRAVY!!!!! We are going to be deprived of such culinary perfection because we’ll be having a ham for dinner.

You’re already the ‘host with the most’…chutzpah.

How many times would you have to dredge out Stumpy, and Drunk Patty from your gravy moat?

Add a second moat.

#HostWithTheMoats