Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 21, 2024

Better he should stay home, just in case

More like accidentally on purpose.

“But Judge Judy, my DNA made me do it.”

We might find that Roger is a BIG goldfish, and might be more interested in eating Mittens . . .

Accidentally? LOL! I know what Mittens means, I’ve accidentally eaten many things I shouldn’t, like cake, pie etc.

Don’t eat Roger, Mittens. You could get indigestion.

Why would they bring a goldfish knowing that Mittens would love to have him for dinner.

#CellularPhoneMemoryFish

Oh, he’s definitely gonna eat him. Primal instincts are hard to resist.