Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 13, 2025

It’s not your business if she shell quiche him or not.

I’ll be over here listening to a comedy albumen.

Benedict is, clearly, a walrus; goo-goo-g’joob.

Have fun on your date!

Hope your date goes egg-cellent, Angie.

As long as his last name isn’t Arnold

Not a cheap date, these days.

#AskIfHeLikesCats

Hey, Mitt! You know what they say about puns.

Ok, this made me “snort-laugh”! I feel like a little kid!