Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 15, 2025

She will love ‘cute nose’.

Mama’s right. It’s the better choice. You don’t want Fiona annoyed with you.

It’s better than ‘caboose’.

Yeah Mitty, avoid calling Calico Bernice mouthy or implying that she has that forceful a personality. Safer that way.

In addition to an unlimited data plan, Mittens has a great dictionary.

Mittens must have a thesaurus

“Loquacious” just didn’t scan right.

The Mittens is a very clever cat with interesting skills.

“Loud rose”

“Though you’re verbose, you’re never morose.”

Mouthy can have a different meaning if you’re a cat (or owned by one). As they don’t have opposable thumbs, my cats have always picked up and carried things in their mouths. We will hope Calico Bernice sees the epithet as a tribute to her skills.