That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 24, 2012

Don’t let your wife find out what you were watching.

Or, Perhaps “Man Contemplating Murder after Wifes Latest Shopping Spree” The Artist IS Italian after all….. :-)

IDK looks like that left hand was in something frigid. . ..

“but…. I vas onlee lookink at zee prevuz!!!!”

If you want to see your garden gnome again, leave €50,000 in the hollow tree by the park.

Robin Williams trying to figure out how to program the remote.

On a trip to Japan I was messing around with the TV, and the next day when I checked out there was a PPV porn movie on the bill that I didn’t watch. (I didn’t say anything, I’m just sorry I didn’t see it. You know after paying for it and all.)

Portrait of a Facebook stockholder

" I didn’t know they charged you for all those little bottles in the min-bar!"

Click-to-enlarge image available from here; but, like here, the Artist is wrong.Portrait of Monsignor Giovan Battista Agucchi is now attributed to Annibale Carracci, who was one of this artist‘s teachers. Who the subject was. For a slightly different coloration enlarged image, click the thumbnail in this short description of the painting. It, like most online galleries, still lists this artist. This has a different coloration image, listing the other artist, as does this.Its current-location just has the image used in the title (no description). The 7th image in the slideshow at the top of its webpage mentions the artist change. This artist’s Wikipedia page and collection, and Catholic Encyclopedia bio. He did paint Portrait of Cardinal Agucchi, this subject’s brother.So far, 2 works have been attributed to this artist in Mr. Melcher’s blog. Mr. Melcher used a work by the other artist for the first time Monday; so, had he listed him here, that statement would still be true.

I’m thinking he wanted to know what the $1.50 safe charge was. Anyone else ever notice that? I always ask to have it taken off beforehand. Heck, $1.50 won’t even buy a soda anymore so I want to save whatever I can!

This reminds me of the guy arrested at the airport when he tried to skip out on his hotel bill of $7,500.Included with that was the bill for 400 Caipirinhas mixed drinks in 13 days.

It’’s the mini-bar that gets you every time.

“I’ve been transfered to Mogadishu?”

“A Borno prince wants to give me 15 million naira!”

My Dad with the tuition bill after my 5 F’s on the last report card.

I arrange for just what I really need in a hotel room- 2 beds (one for the bird) and a mini frig. Anything else I can generally do without although I like to be able to buy ice for my cooler if I have multiple days.

Here is another work by the correct artist.