That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 01, 2014

“Does my horse’s butt look big?”

That’s a serious “Camel Toe” the Captain has going there!

And the “Crotch Curtain” isn’t doing much to conceal it.

Looks like he’s trying to hide a camel toe. Well I say “he.”

Waiting for a “curtain call”.

They call them turban belts down south.

With his horse stuck in reverse, George finds it difficult to ride off into the sunset…

Modestly enlarged image can be found at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry.Captain Patrick Miller is shown, with a different coloration image (click-to-enlarge image found here), and described (under Technical Summary, doesn’t say who he was though), by its current-location page (click image there for high-quality interactive enlargement).A slightly-different-than-this coloration image, along with a detail image, can be found here. The artist’s Wikipedia page and collection (more under Subcategories).Second, of the 4 works, by this artist, that have, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, to also appear here.

For this portrait, I want you and your horse to face… Never mind. This works.

It’s a sporran, but that’s normally worn with a kilt.

I always thought that’s what a sporran was for, or is that just a place to keep your haggis?

The horse asked, “Does that tack make my rear look big?”

She rues the day she asked for an integral waxing.

Crotch curtain for those embaressing moments

Here is another work by this artist.