That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 20, 2017

“You two have a wonderful life. And don’t worry, dear, no one at the wedding could tell you were 3 months along.”

Before the invention of pizza boxes.

“I’ve left some toys, a diaper bag, and an attitude adjuster, Mom. We’ll be back in a couple of hours.”

We’re sure our son will enjoy your lovely orphanage.

“We’ll take your little boy, and you take the dog……much easier for you”

2 URLs (copy each as one line):

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Adriaan_Wulffaert_-_Afscheid_van_het_bruidspaar.jpg

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://encyclopedievanzeeland.nl/Adriaan_Wulffaert

has Dutch info about the artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1733 (June 19, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

“Just close your eyes and think of England, dear. I’ll be over in a jiffy.”

" Don’t forget, deary, he likes a bit ‘o the whip, when he’s feelin’ frisky. "

sorry to see you leave and NOT take all of your kids with you

“Well, in that case might as well leave the ‘toy’ chest at home.”

They may have to wait 130 years or so for that 3rd date if they want to make a sex tape.