That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 25, 2017

The prognosis for your daughter is very bad. Twitter won’t be invented for another 200 years.

I just need him for one bet, when I win I’ll bring him right back.

Sir Hugh Beaver checking out child to see if he has the world’s biggest head for a 5 year old.

After I take care of the kid I’ll show you my cigar.

“His name is Willie? Have you ever met my Willie?”

The Physician: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Friedrich_Friedl%C3%A4nder_Der_Doktor_1870.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome – can translate pages if necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly letter size painting.

So far, 2 works by the artist have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/10/19?comments=visible 

has the prior work along a pointer to info about him.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1810 (October 24, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

You don’t have a blue dress do you?

" Have him take two cabbages, then call me in the morning. "

I’m going to need to do a thorough physical. No, not on the child. Then we’ll discuss that role in the movie.

The Doc has an umbrella between his legs! Where’s his doctor bag? Charlatan‼️

“Gee when they said “Nursing Degree” I didn’t realize I’d have to deal with sick people. I thought I’d just be doing more, you know, “Nursing”. Preferably with mostly 18-24 year-old new mamacitas!"

Habitat for Humanity just ain’t what it used to be.