That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 23, 2018

Emma didn’t realize that assembly was require when the new mattress was delivered.

“No, I was rather expecting a horse.”

“Yes ma’am, this is my new half ton pickup. Would you like me to ‘plow your garden’, if you know what I mean.”

“For the last time – clear up after your cow or get off my lawn!”

“What do you mean Moove it along!!!”

Tom soon learned a Porsche was better for picking up women.

“Yes’m. His name is Phil. Phil Ochs.”

Great moments in phallic architecture.

Yes madam, your son sold this cow to me for 3 beans, so I’ll be taking possession now.

“Besides the wagon and the cow, I’ve got a cozy little starter hovel. What say we settle down together?”

Chatting in the Country Lane: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hermann_Baisch_Plausch_1893.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://collections.vam.ac.uk/item/O122899/horses-and-cattle-in-a-oil-painting-baisch-hermann/ 

http://www.rad-karlsruhe.de/wegpunkt_detail.php?wp_nr=45 

both have sparse info about this artist (the last in German; Chrome can automatically translate), perhaps in addition to what’s indirectly pointed to by the first URL. Perhaps those who read German can find more (I couldn’t, that Chrome could automatically translate, even with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions/). This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1937 (April 23, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

I know it’s fresh, but I wanted it in a bottle.

“Talk to the neighbors, tip my cap

On a little road barely on the map.” (Feist).

Are you kidding? I get great milage and edible and fertilizing by-products.

and darling it will get up to 10 mph, want a ride?

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