That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 21, 2018

No wonder you’re sick. You have to cook turkey at 175 Celsius, not 175 Fahrenheit.

“I told you not to eat the romaine lettuce.”

Stop being such a drama queen. Everybody has to go see their family during Thanksgiving.

Their forbidden love remained unconsummated, as they could not locate their bodies in amongst all the fabric.

But please not on this dress. I just spent all day beating it on a rock.

“I told you upcycling the curtains was a bad fashion choice…but did you listen?”

Having 6 glasses of red wine and absinthe never works well.

Looks like somebody had a particularly spirited Drinksgiving.

My first Thanksgiving for the in-laws, and the turkey came out DRY! Woe is me!

I can’t get Carol Burnett and her curtain dress out of my mind since I saw this.

“You know that Mom never checks those oysters too carefully before she puts them in…”

“Forgive me ! I knew that the occasion called for simple, classic white, but my hot, passionate Mediterranean blood overwhelmed me, and I foolishly chose this exuberant, colorful garment in a moment of madness !”

Okay, we’re safe now! Football has started and there won’t be any more political shouting matches!

But nobody’s allergic to chestnut sausage dressing! Nobody. How could I know Uncle Frank would get sick? There, there, dear. Think of the good side. No one is discussing politics or the Lions.

“Maggie.. that hookah.. so sorry.. I’ve sucked the hose too hard.. it came off.. it’s in my throat.. please.. pull it out gently..”

This would make it onto the Drunk Chicks paintings compilation series.

There were bound to be a few problems in Massachusetts on the first Thanksgiving after legalization.

After the Ball or The Confidence: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:After_the_Ball_MET_DT12025.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly B1 paper size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/stevens_1823-1906_alfred.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/alfred-stevens 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/s/steven_b/biograph.html 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/alfred-stevens/ 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/541 

http://www.markmurray.com/alfred-stevens-paintings-for-sale/ 

https://thebiography.us/en/stevens-alfred 

http://hoocher.com/Alfred_Stevens/Alfred_Stevens.htm 

all have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 3 works by this artist have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2015/06/02?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 13 hyperlinks remain inactive. ?&@#!#%&!

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2086 (November 20, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Transfer of power in the Corleone family once all the men have been killed off.

“Yes, it’s embarrassing that the in-laws have seen your dress before, but I TOLD you to use the curtains from a different room this time.”

“I’m so sorry, Sis, I never wanted to carry your husband’s love child—it just happened!”

“Normally I’d tell you everything will look better in the morning, but I’d just be saying that to make you feel better, and the truth is we could all be crushed in our beds tonight by a wayward meteor.”

“Your garment’s pale, classic perfection/ that mirrors your snowy complexion/ is a living rebuke/ and I’m starting to puke/ at the sight of MY ghastly confection !”

NO PLEASE! madam not that old fat Mr. Jarvis, he’s disgusting.

“Now I know why they call it ‘stuffing.’”

Cinderella and her sister

“You’re right—I can hear the ocean!”

A full body search of all dinner guests and the salad fork never was found.

Oh come now …I’ve seen “Lassie” as well; it’s only a film.

Third day for this same strip. We will hope for help to arrive soon …