That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 26, 2019

“The hypnotist said you will have to pay him extra to get you out of the trance.”

“The dentist really needs you to relax and open your mouth.”

“Oh wow! The ceiling just, like flew away!” (“Well, you are looking a bit white and pale.”)

Oh dear, it looks like we have to clean the ceiling fans already.

“Madame Curie, you look radiant!”

Now I want you to relax, I just cut a little off the back!!!

Husband confesses that he is, in fact, the lady in red that all the neighbors have been talking about.

“Well, it all started when my parents left me at the school gates……..”

I’m sorry but it’s true – everything you see on “The Bachelor” is staged and scripted.

So when we install this in the magic carriage you have arms for lateral support, they are woven cane for breatheability, and with the back reclined at a 45 degree angle you can hang in for more Gs, meaning you can out-turn your opponent.

Posing with the recently deceased became very popular long before photography but required a painter be ready to start right away which was often expensive and impractical.

“Gordon my love, you’re in pain. I can see it in your face. It is going to be a very very long day if you keep putting on my white dress and stuffing your big feet into my favorite sensible pumps.”

Here’s another Toulemouche, entitled “Vanity”, that has even better potential for a comic caption than “Daydreams”. See https://www.mutualart.com/Artwork/Vanity/7EB2432049239530 for the image and a bit of info.

You are getting sleepy, veerrry sleepy….

Gertrude, concerned about Alice’s ennui, proposes they do a little doobie.

“Do not give up hope, ma Cherie ! Maman has bribed every official she could think of. You may yet get into the Ecole Superiere des Beaux Arts on a water polo scholarship..”

I’m Terry your dental hygienist. I’ll be back as soon as I can find a sharp stick.

“When I snap my fingers, you will swear an abiding love and respect for the music of Nickelback.”

I think the caption is wrong; looks more like she is going to hit on her.

Daydreams: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Auguste_Toulmouche_-_Daydreams.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=1538 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/auguste-toulmouche 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/t/toulmouc/biograph.html 

https://www.markmurray.com/auguste-toulmouche-paintings-for-sale/ 

http://www.galeriearyjan.com/pdf-2-847-848-toulmouche-auguste--le-baiser-2.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 3 works by him have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/02/01?comments=visible 

has the prior work (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2166 (March 25, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Hold perfectly still. That hamster must be here somewhere.”

Interest was low for the ‘new’ French Demi-Casket. :>)

No, I was right the first time. The ceiling should be blue.

“Yes, Papa’s passing was very sudden. You should lie down and relax… and relax… relax.. why don’t you tell me where he hid the will?”

“Wow Mary, it’s amazing how you can slow your pulse down to almost nothing and make your eyes glaze over like that. If I didn’t know better I’d think you were trying to get out of paying me the $50 you owe me.”