That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 31, 2020

The dog wanted to join in but he was lactose intolerant.

Honey, if that mean Jack calls you names again, you just cut him like this.

It’s just a little onion – we eat them with every meal during the winter, so you’re going to have to get used it, now straighten up your jug – you’re wasting milk.

“It’s okay child, but you will have to clean up after the cats.”

Dog: “What are you lookin’ at?”

Fluffy should have appreciated Heidi’s carelessness with the milk jug, but she was a cat and deemed that the milk and everything else in Creation rightfully was hers anyway.

What is one to make of this scene / -soporific, sedate, and serene ?/ That we’ve gone from this idyll/ to a state fratricidal/ in the few years since twenty-sixteen…

Momma wasn’t so easygoing yesterday when Sally spilt the coffee.

Stop crying…suck it up kid!

“How many times do I have to tell you the difference between our bull and our milk cow. Now get back out there and get some milk this time!”

Yes, the cat drank your milk and the dog ate your sandwich, but, just remember, you don’t live in 2020.

Forget it! Just bring me the Coffee-mate.

“Besides, honey, you can just go steal more milk from the O’Learys’ cow in the next pasture. But if you’re caught, I’m disavowing any knowledge of you or your actions.”

Oh, sweetie your a little stressed, huh? I see you got that milkmaid grip going. Now get that mess cleaned up before Mister Jenkins skins us both.

Honey, you spill any milk again and I’ll cut you head off with this knife!

Yes, the pitcher is cracked – now, but it was fine when I sent you to the market. You want me to believe nothing happened along the way? Do I look a few taters shy of a dozen?

The little mishap: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Fritz_Sonderland_-_Genreszene.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Other than what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his German Wikipedia page: 

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Sonderland 

(again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), I couldn’t find any info about this artist online (that Chrome could automatically translate anyway). First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2525 (August 30, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

You know, it’s one thing to spill the milk, but it’s an entirely other thing to keep spilling the milk. Lift up the damn jug already!

I was going to make apple pie and ice cream for dessert, but now…

Severing a finger seems a harsh punishment for spilling milk..

I don’t care if you like Freddy Krueger or not. He’s your babysitter tonight, and that’s final.

little sally wanted to feed the cats, but mama needed to make mashed potatoes so the cats win, no milk for the spuds.

Ma, why do we live in a cave ?

At least the kid didn’t spill the tea!