The Sultan ain’t easy to please/
But Louise finds the challenge a breeze:/
Since she has dance topless/
She’s learned that “they” flop less/
If she never gets up from her knees..///
Her partner (a basketball star/
Whom she met in an Istanbul bar)
Is running away/
From the WNBA../
For the money here’s better by far..///
The band, (from the Middle East)/
Has found that their fame has increased/
They’ve been richly rewarded/
Since they lately recorded/
Their “covers” of Judas Priest..///
They put on a helluva show/
But here’s what you prob’ly don’t know:/
The old Sultan can’t see/
What delights you and me:/
He’s been dead since a while ago.
The Sultan ain’t easy to please/
But Louise finds the challenge a breeze:/
Since she has dance topless/
She’s learned that “they” flop less/
If she never gets up from her knees..///
Her partner (a basketball star/
Whom she met in an Istanbul bar)
Is running away/
From the WNBA../
For the money here’s better by far..///
The band, (from the Middle East)/
Has found that their fame has increased/
They’ve been richly rewarded/
Since they lately recorded/
Their “covers” of Judas Priest..///
They put on a helluva show/
But here’s what you prob’ly don’t know:/
The old Sultan can’t see/
What delights you and me:/
He’s been dead since a while ago.