That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 18, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    “I wanted to go to the Mets’ game. But no, you had tickets for interpretative dance recital.”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Announcement: “Do not take the brown acid!”

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Final “kegger” before graduation!

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    Tyge  over 2 years ago

    You’re sure Gypsy Rose Lee got started this way?

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    rmremail  over 2 years ago

    Where is Madison Cawthorn? are you certain he got the invitation?

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    Balaclava  over 2 years ago

    The girl with the pearl, she lubes with the boobs.

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    rmremail  over 2 years ago

    The audience looks bored, like their watching a mediocre half-time show while they wait for the football to start again.

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    Tyge  over 2 years ago

    For or next number we’d like to do something we call the “Seraglio Pas De Deux.” Hit it, Fatima!

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    The Sultan ain’t easy to please/

    But Louise finds the challenge a breeze:/

    Since she has dance topless/

    She’s learned that “they” flop less/

    If she never gets up from her knees..///

    Her partner (a basketball star/

    Whom she met in an Istanbul bar)

    Is running away/

    From the WNBA../

    For the money here’s better by far..///

    The band, (from the Middle East)/

    Has found that their fame has increased/

    They’ve been richly rewarded/

    Since they lately recorded/

    Their “covers” of Judas Priest..///

    They put on a helluva show/

    But here’s what you prob’ly don’t know:/

    The old Sultan can’t see/

    What delights you and me:/

    He’s been dead since a while ago.

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    Solstice*1947  over 2 years ago

    /// For a gender reveal I would think

    we’d see more of pastel blue or pink.

    The two women who strip,

    (one a Blood: one a Crip),

    prove this party’s devoted to kink.

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    Egrayjames  over 2 years ago

    It was this very painting, while on loan to the The British Museum located in the Bloomsbury area of London that inspired an iconic song of the 80’s. In a drunken stupor the members of the punk-rock band ‘The Clash’ had inadvertently wandered into the museum thinking it was a bar. Had it not been for this very painting, “Rock the Casbah” would never have been written…..and if you think that is a load of BS, you are absolutely right.

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    Ubintold  over 2 years ago

    Just airing the pits out.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’ll have what they’re having

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    lagoulou  over 2 years ago

    Sultan died from “overwork”….what a way to go!

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    Reader  over 2 years ago

    But all David can think about is the gal he saw on the roof.

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    prrdh  over 2 years ago

    Why aren’t parents who throw gender reveal parties prosecuted for child abuse? I mean, who are they to decide what the person’s gender is?

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    wincoach Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ladies and gentlemen, please be patient as she changes his batteries, the show will continue.

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    The Caliph of Cleveland began to regret hiring Little Mix instead of BLACKPINK to play at his birthday party.

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    Buzzworld  over 2 years ago

    What happens at Wellesley College for Women, stays at Wellesley College for Women.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    Nobody is watching the dancers. They are looking for any clue that the sultan is the father. He is so old that the pregnancy took 11 months.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 2 years ago

    The ladies are letting it all hang out. The Sultan is waiting till after the pill kicks in.

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    Another Take  over 2 years ago

    CALIPH: How odd. I haven’t had relations with anyone for over a year… GET MY HAREM GUARDS IN HERE NOW!

    The Caliph sure ain’t no fool / Some guard still has got his tool! / in the har-ar-um

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And listen folks, no need to identify genders…this is an open house orgy!

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Musicians thinking “Well, this kinda makes up for all those really shitty gigs.”

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    Calvins Brother  over 2 years ago

    “This is better than Chucky Cheese, any day!”

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    As long as it does not start a massive fire!

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    rugeirn  over 2 years ago

    Just when the orgy is peaking / And the couples are hiding and seeking / When we come to the brink / Do we take stock and think / Which one is supposedly speaking?

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    po'dawg  over 2 years ago

    I thought this show was ’posta have a donkey in it.

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The Harem Dancers

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Georges-Fran%C3%A7ois_Guiaud_-_Les_danseuses_du_Harem.jpg 

    (best viewed using Google Chrome, perhaps with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info about this ca. 1880 painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2928 (May 17, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to some info about that artist. First work by him used here.

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 2 years ago

    the 1000 and one nights stories were getting a bit REPETITIVE, so, show a little tit and everyone took notice.

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    anomaly  over 2 years ago

    “The next item on the agenda for the WCTU is…”

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The Sultan replies “What do you mean it’s my turn to show what I’ve got?”

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