At the moment David has depicted/
The Emperor’s clearly afflicted/
With abdominal woe -/
Might a helping of “Jo”/
Be the cause of his colon, constricted?///
It is known that he had special ways/
Of enjoying Madame Beauharnais/
Ways that weren’t confined /
To the places they dined/
“Underserved” for a number of days.//:
We needn’t go into detail;/
Perhaps he ate something stale/
Maybe Something unwashed/
Upon which he “noshed”:/
It probably wasn’t a snail.
At the moment David has depicted/
The Emperor’s clearly afflicted/
With abdominal woe -/
Might a helping of “Jo”/
Be the cause of his colon, constricted?///
It is known that he had special ways/
Of enjoying Madame Beauharnais/
Ways that weren’t confined /
To the places they dined/
“Underserved” for a number of days.//:
We needn’t go into detail;/
Perhaps he ate something stale/
Maybe Something unwashed/
Upon which he “noshed”:/
It probably wasn’t a snail.