/// The tomatoes were picked— they were done,
but one basket’s left out in the sun.
Though they’re being sun-dried,
too much moisture’s inside,
and the process of rot has begun.
/// These Italian girls both planned it so;
they’ve discovered they share the same beau.
He has shown no contrition,
so they’ve grown ammunition:
pounds of rotten tomatoes to throw.
/// The tomatoes were picked— they were done,
but one basket’s left out in the sun.
Though they’re being sun-dried,
too much moisture’s inside,
and the process of rot has begun.
/// These Italian girls both planned it so;
they’ve discovered they share the same beau.
He has shown no contrition,
so they’ve grown ammunition:
pounds of rotten tomatoes to throw.