Thatababy by Paul Trap for June 26, 2016
Transcript:
Thatababy: A cicada! She's been underground for 17 years before coming to the surface to molt and lay eggs! When I meet her kids, I'll be a high school grad! When I met her grandchildren, I'll introduce them to my own wife and kids! 17 years later, our grandkids will say hey to her great-grand children! At the next appearance, we'll welcome her great-great-grandkids! After that, our great-grand-children will make the family's acquaintance! And then in 17 years, we'll send her kin a postcard from our retirement home on mars!
Do they really take 17 years to be born? I never heard of that!